My Least Favorite Words in the English Language

(Feel free to leave your own…)

Panties
Flesh
Chasm
Luscious
Ebullient
Breast
Aplomb
Loin
Prism
Retard
Viscous
Bulge
Pungent
Goiter
Probe
Thrust
Cloister
Wharf
Phlegm
Engorge
Plump
Smear
Lush
Creamy
Pulp
Toad
Curdled
Fudge
Womb
Penal
Mucus
Posse
Dinghy
Gubernatorial
Pianist
Eschew
Buttocks
Sludge
Angst
Finger
Phlegmatic
Moist
Plug
Sponge
Pimple
Belch
Delicious
Filmy
Zealous
Blubber
Clavicle
Tofu
Puss
Barf
Nub
Lozenge
Succulent
Lard
Pustule
Mushy
Lube
Grind
Patty
Bulbous
Polyp
Swollen
Bile
Maggot
Juicy
Glutton
Barnacle
Mealy
Cheese
Dank
Egg
Pork
Discharge
Encroach
Purge
Festered
Jelly
Mammary
Shank
Larvae
Nougat
Pilaf
Secrete
Gangrene
Wallop
Smooth
Lump
[And of course, all male and female body parts]

18 Responses to “My Least Favorite Words in the English Language”

  1. Sasha Says:

    Shaft
    Tuft
    Renal
    anal (to describe someone)
    Flagulant

  2. JEB Says:

    Yeast

  3. V Says:

    how about…

    gruel
    frond
    squat
    spoon
    drudge
    caulk
    loiter
    pants

    (all taken from one of my favorite Hallmark cards!)

  4. sideshow bob Says:

    groin
    spunk
    bascule
    belligerent
    cumin
    pancreas
    coccyxes
    puce
    sepulcher
    whiz
    yogurt
    visceral

  5. Janna Says:

    I know you covered these in male and female body parts, but twat, cunt and chode are all words that make me squinch my face!

  6. Anonymous Says:

    episiotomy

  7. Okie Says:

    abort
    divorce
    slice
    hook
    prostitute

  8. Tiffany Says:

    can
    toilet
    and racket

  9. Anonymous Says:

    schmear. ie)bagel & schmear. ew.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    gullet
    jugular
    chub
    hissy
    taint
    smegma
    pussy
    creamed
    spam
    spelunk
    punk’d
    and there are a million annoying words for ass i.e.:
    ass
    butt
    patootie
    tushy
    hiney
    fanny
    rump, etc etc

  11. Anonymous Says:

    From your brother:

    After much consideration, I had to leave my own:

    Islam
    Jihad
    Mohammad
    Muslim
    Tolerance
    Diversity

    The very mention of any of these words makes my blood boil, especially if said by a politician; and like I always say, politicians are like diapers – they should be changed often and for the same reason.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    phlange

  13. Anonymous Says:

    cutlet

  14. Anonymous Says:

    reminds me…when having this conversation with friends, three different people said they hated the words mucous, moist, and panties.

    put those together and it equals horrid.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    grandee

  16. kc Says:

    toe nails
    rendezvous
    carnie
    nappy
    fungus
    the fair

  17. Amy Says:

    There are several words that I severely dislike, but my LEAST favorite word in the entirety of the English language, the one that makes me totally cringe is thigh.

    I don’t like saying it, i don’t like hearing it.
    It’s like awkward nails on an unpleasant chalkboard.

  18. Anonymous Says:

    stink
    stank
    stunk
    fart
    burp
    odor
    phlegm
    toe
    spoil

    my god…I HATE all of those words so much, they all make me cringe…

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